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Bimbo TrainingMy friend and muse Lyndie Likemore is a bimbo of renown in her circles. Limited intelligence and inch-long nails make typing hard for her but she has risked even wrinkles by furrowing her brow and concentrating hard to give us her thoughts on the making of a good bimbo. Some slight editorial changes have been made so that the spelling or punctuation isn't distracting, but otherwise these are all her own words. Read on and enjoy her air-head wisdom or just enjoy her picture on the right as well as the others like her. Lyndie is currently looking into having her breasts enhanced to make her lovely frame even more perfect.
Bimbo Basics (what is a bimbo)What are we? We are bimbos, to some uninformed women air headed sluts who serve no use to any one, to others that great bit of fluff men have on their arm or who they stare at across a room.
Hair tipsThere are a few basic rules. Firstly hair has to be long either straight or very big and wavy the last thing a man wants when he look down at you when your on your back is a butch short haired girl looking up at him, he wants to see you face surrounded by a halo of golden hair. That brings us to point number two, a bimbo's hair must always be blonde, if blonde isn't your natural colour then start bleaching the hell out of it, it you are naturally blonde like me than bleach it anyway, add high lights as well if you like. You are looking to strip all colour from your hair, to end up with a fake white blonde colour which almost glows in the dark. When your man looks down he needs to see a long mane of golden blonde hair bobbing back and forth.
Nail preparationYou nails aren't grown they're made, no bimbo would be seen dead with out a full set of false nails at least half an inch long. If French manicured then as well as the tips in either white or pink (pink does look better / dumber) a very shiny top coat of gloss is needed. If a solid is what you use (my preference) then there are only 2 real options a bright sluty fire engine red or a colour which matches your make up, so if you are the kind of girl who likes young youthful pinks then a frosted pink lipstick is your choice, if going for more of a sultary creature of the night dark vampy makeup then a dark blood red lipstick may suit you more with nails to match. What ever lipstick colour you do end up using always remember to go on the out side of your lips, your lips should be made to look as big as possible and very cock sucking. Lipstick liner may be a help to those girls with smaller lips.
Clothes tipsOne size too small is always the starting point, you may need to go even smaller depending on the item of clothing.
Skirts should always be very short, either tight lycra or light and flippy, a pleated skirt or mini kilt are good as when you walk it can flip up and give people a glimse of what is under that skirt. Under the skirt you should have NO knickers as they will stop people from seeing your cunt, you can have bare legs with your skirt if you hope to look more of a whore than a bimbo, bimbos should always have legs which look like they should be touched; to get this either very sheer and shiny stockings or pantyhose, if wearing pantyhose make sure that they are sheer to waist and that the gusset is clear you will be wanting like I do to have your pussy visible and the nylon to show how wet you are, even let it trickle down the side of your hose coved legs.
Shoes, Tops, underwear tips will cum later from me
or you can read Doug's how to dress
sluts and bimbos tips instead.
How to walkThe first thing a bimbo needs to remember is that getting places isn't the main reason for walking, its to get men's attention and interest, then its to get other women's looks of apreciation to the fine job the you are doing. Your aim is to draw attention to you slutty arse and beautiful long legs, before you even start to walk you have to get some things right, firstly high heels, they slow you down to a good speed, they make just the right noise to make every one around you look and they are one of the things to maximise your legs.
Moving up the next thing is good stockings or pantyhose they need to be sheer and with a high shiny and be in a colour which goes with your clothes but most of all makes your legs look long, sleek and desireable, then at the top of this is a hip hugging tight very short skirt, Lycra is often a good starting point when buying any skirt. Once you are dressing correctly (like a bimbo) you may start by wiggling your hips from side to side, a way to improve this is to invest in a butt plug like the girl in the picture on the right, it helps with the wiggle, keeps your cunt wet and your mind on sex and sexy thoughts. Remember you're walking for him not you.
How to behaveWell remember the first thing about a bimbo is that we are from the shallow end of the IQ pool, so no rocket science. A good attitude to have is that we may not be able to use long words but you can always make up for that by lots of worlds, babble and giggle so people can tell you listening, try to keep words to
How to have sexSex is simple all bimbos love to fuck, it is important you are always ready to, but don't make the first move. You may touch your man (if he lets you) but never be so bold as to start sex, That is his job you are there for him to pump his cum into you, be tactile (touchy feely) but once he starts to drill you respond to his advances but don't blow a fuse till he is read to blow his. Then you may cum once he has filled you up. He will be pleased if you find the right opportunity to tell him that you would like to have sex with him and one of your girlfriends. If he ever mentions how he'd like a gangbang with you, his friends and some other girlsyou will make sure that you are enthusiastic and get out your address book so that you can phone your girlfriends to invite them.
How to walk (2)This material was originally found at clubexotica and gives excellent instructions on how to develop an out-of-the-ordinary walk that will mark you out as a determined bimbo:
For funHere's something that was sent to me by email - it made me smile!
A success storyWho wouldn't celebrate the success of the delicious Erica who says "I am 40 years old, born in Surrey. I am university educated and studied Sociology at Reading. Yes my boobs are fake but still feel amazing. As well as being totally submissive i am also very active on the swingers scene both here, Holland and France. I love being in front of the camera so if you wish to photograph us or film us i am happy to oblige you."
Erica has her own website - and you can hire her for your own pleasure if you want at very reasonable rates.
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