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Bimbo Training

My friend and muse Lyndie Likemore is a bimbo of renown in her circles. Limited intelligence and inch-long nails make typing hard for her but she has risked even wrinkles by furrowing her brow and concentrating hard to give us her thoughts on the making of a good bimbo. Some slight editorial changes have been made so that the spelling or punctuation isn't distracting, but otherwise these are all her own words. Read on and enjoy her air-head wisdom or just enjoy her picture on the right as well as the others like her. Lyndie is currently looking into having her breasts enhanced to make her lovely frame even more perfect.

Bimbo Basics (what is a bimbo)

What are we? We are bimbos, to some uninformed women air headed sluts who serve no use to any one, to others that great bit of fluff men have on their arm or who they stare at across a room.

Hair tips

There are a few basic rules. Firstly hair has to be long either straight or very big and wavy the last thing a man wants when he look down at you when your on your back is a butch short haired girl looking up at him, he wants to see you face surrounded by a halo of golden hair. That brings us to point number two, a bimbo's hair must always be blonde, if blonde isn't your natural colour then start bleaching the hell out of it, it you are naturally blonde like me than bleach it anyway, add high lights as well if you like. You are looking to strip all colour from your hair, to end up with a fake white blonde colour which almost glows in the dark. When your man looks down he needs to see a long mane of golden blonde hair bobbing back and forth.

Nail preparation

You nails aren't grown they're made, no bimbo would be seen dead with out a full set of false nails at least half an inch long. If French manicured then as well as the tips in either white or pink (pink does look better / dumber) a very shiny top coat of gloss is needed. If a solid is what you use (my preference) then there are only 2 real options a bright sluty fire engine red or a colour which matches your make up, so if you are the kind of girl who likes young youthful pinks then a frosted pink lipstick is your choice, if going for more of a sultary creature of the night dark vampy makeup then a dark blood red lipstick may suit you more with nails to match. What ever lipstick colour you do end up using always remember to go on the out side of your lips, your lips should be made to look as big as possible and very cock sucking. Lipstick liner may be a help to those girls with smaller lips.

Clothes tips

One size too small is always the starting point, you may need to go even smaller depending on the item of clothing.

Skirts should always be very short, either tight lycra or light and flippy, a pleated skirt or mini kilt are good as when you walk it can flip up and give people a glimse of what is under that skirt. Under the skirt you should have NO knickers as they will stop people from seeing your cunt, you can have bare legs with your skirt if you hope to look more of a whore than a bimbo, bimbos should always have legs which look like they should be touched; to get this either very sheer and shiny stockings or pantyhose, if wearing pantyhose make sure that they are sheer to waist and that the gusset is clear you will be wanting like I do to have your pussy visible and the nylon to show how wet you are, even let it trickle down the side of your hose coved legs.

Shoes, Tops, underwear tips will cum later from me or you can read Doug's how to dress sluts and bimbos tips instead.

How to walk

The first thing a bimbo needs to remember is that getting places isn't the main reason for walking, its to get men's attention and interest, then its to get other women's looks of apreciation to the fine job the you are doing. Your aim is to draw attention to you slutty arse and beautiful long legs, before you even start to walk you have to get some things right, firstly high heels, they slow you down to a good speed, they make just the right noise to make every one around you look and they are one of the things to maximise your legs.

Moving up the next thing is good stockings or pantyhose they need to be sheer and with a high shiny and be in a colour which goes with your clothes but most of all makes your legs look long, sleek and desireable, then at the top of this is a hip hugging tight very short skirt, Lycra is often a good starting point when buying any skirt. Once you are dressing correctly (like a bimbo) you may start by wiggling your hips from side to side, a way to improve this is to invest in a butt plug like the girl in the picture on the right, it helps with the wiggle, keeps your cunt wet and your mind on sex and sexy thoughts. Remember you're walking for him not you.

How to behave

Well remember the first thing about a bimbo is that we are from the shallow end of the IQ pool, so no rocket science. A good attitude to have is that we may not be able to use long words but you can always make up for that by lots of worlds, babble and giggle so people can tell you listening, try to keep words to mono, moni silly monosillybub to small little words. You may find it a help to pitch your voice in a way which people will under stand you better a lisp, baby talk or high pitch all help people to understand what a dumb bimbo your really are.

How to have sex

Sex is simple all bimbos love to fuck, it is important you are always ready to, but don't make the first move. You may touch your man (if he lets you) but never be so bold as to start sex, That is his job you are there for him to pump his cum into you, be tactile (touchy feely) but once he starts to drill you respond to his advances but don't blow a fuse till he is read to blow his. Then you may cum once he has filled you up. He will be pleased if you find the right opportunity to tell him that you would like to have sex with him and one of your girlfriends. If he ever mentions how he'd like a gangbang with you, his friends and some other girlsyou will make sure that you are enthusiastic and get out your address book so that you can phone your girlfriends to invite them.

How to walk (2)

This material was originally found at clubexotica and gives excellent instructions on how to develop an out-of-the-ordinary walk that will mark you out as a determined bimbo:
Steps
  1. Choose the right shoes. If you're not used to walking in heels, start with a thin two-inch heel, preferably one that you have already worn in. (Later, you can work your way up to walking in higher, less comfortable heels.) If the shoes are new, scratch the soles with scissors so that they will not slip when they touch the floor. Alternatively, you can cover the sole of the shoe with masking tape, if you don't want to scratch your shoes.
  2. Shoulders back Learn to stand like a supermodel. Practice your posture, throw your shoulders back, and push your pelvis slightly forward. It might create the illusion that you're leaning back a little, rather than hunching forward.
  3. Train yourself to place the ball of the foot down first, and keep all of your weight balanced there rather than on the heel. It may feel strange, but placing the ball of the foot down first gives you more of an elegant stride than a clunky heel-first walk would. It's almost like walking on your tippy-toes, the way ballerinas do.
  4. Put one foot in front of the other (literally). Toes should face forward. Your footprints should form a single line, as if you are walking on a rope or a beam. When done quickly, this gives the body that characteristic swing.
  5. Make your stride look long and commanding by lifting your legs almost in the same fashion a horse would. For each stride, you want to lift your foot a good distance off the ground (with a bend in the knee) and then place it down a good distance in front of the supporting leg. Don't make your strides too large as this will make you look awkward and ungraceful, but make sure you take large enough steps, rather than just baby steps.
  6. A sultry stare Look straight forward, capturing the essence of the clothes you're wearing with the expression on your face. Focus on an object straight ahead of you (but don't stare...that is creepy). Keep your chin up and your head still as your body moves down the runway. When you make your turn at the end, let your head be the last part of your body to move.
  7. Develop your own signature walk. There's no simple formula for walking the runway, and what will ultimately make you stand out is not only how well you can move your body but also how much of your own personality you can inject into your performance to make it memorable. The best way to create your own unique style is to experiment, practice, and get feedback (even if it means taking some constructive criticism).
Tips
  • Watch supermodels walk the walk. Visit fashion shows and watch them on TV. Who were the models that stood out the most? What made them unique? How was her walk different from the others'? Learn from the best so that you don't have to reinvent the wheel.
  • Videotape yourself walking, so you can understand what other people are seeing. Also, by keeping a visual record of your walk, you'll be able to trace your progress as you learn how to strut your stuff like a real supermodel would.
  • If you should trip, fall, or have any other unfortunate circumstance, recover gracefully. Smile, laugh, and keep going as if it never happened. Nothing will demonstrate your confidence like your performance under strenuous circumstances.
Warnings
  • Think about why you want to walk and look like a model before you do it. Having the clear goal of looking great and being happy because of it will add to your self esteem. Which in turn will increase your attractiveness through radiating self assurance. If you just go through the motions, it will show.
  • Walking in high heels can have serious short-term and long-term negative effects on your body. Whether it's a sprained ankle from a broken heel or bad knees from years of catwalking, be sure to take these risks into consideration when you decide to use high heels on a regular basis.
  • Limit your runway walk to the runway, or at least a smooth surface. Make sure there are no obstacles, bumps, or cracks in your way. Using high heels on an uneven or unpredictable surface could result in you injuring yourself, and no one looks modelesque with crutches.
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Here's something that was sent to me by email - it made me smile!
Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,  Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.  My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely.  Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
 
 
Sinseerly,
 
Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.






Employer's response:......


Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check


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Bimbo Links

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